Found this chinese piece of writing in a hair saloon.
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Newest Dish in town
Posted in X-files, tagged durian fried rice, weird dishes on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I do not, will not, shall not, want not to imagine the sensory taste of such a dish.
Nice name
Posted in X-files, tagged Funny pictures on June 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes when Victoria Secret’s already been taken, this name is next best.
Analogy of the Stock Market: The Monkey Story
Posted in X-files, tagged stock market, tales on May 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Story reproduced, author unknown
Once upon a time a man told a small village, “I will buy monkeys for $10 each.”
Since there were many monkeys in the forest, the villagers caught them and sold them to the man.
As the supply of monkeys diminished, the villagers’ efforts slowed, so the man offered them $20 [...]
The New ERP Song (fr Mr Brown)
Posted in X-files, tagged ERP woes, Gahmen, Mr Brownshow on May 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Simply hilarious!
Sing-along to the soundtrack of Fast and Furious…
Lyrics:
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Go to city many gantry
Can’t afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, [...]
Tennis with Coaches at YCK
Posted in X-files, tagged tennis game on May 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Was invited to a tennis session this morning at Yio Chu Kang tennis centre by Victor.
He’s a coach, and I had the honor of playing with Bob, Naz, Jason, Alvin, Vincent..yeah I think that’s all of ‘em.
Remembered the good old days when I was in SJI, we were really fanatic about tennis, playing perhaps twice [...]
Tennis-ache
Posted in X-files, tagged Tennis on May 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Played tennis with Terence again this morning.
The moment I hit the first ball, I knew my muscles were protesting.
My forearm was still aching from the last session and it was painful to grip the racket hard.
I thought it was just me, but I had a good laugh when Terence gave me a look and said [...]
Just for Laughs: Doctor’s “advice”
Posted in X-files, tagged Jokes on April 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Trying to find out some facts about diet, I recently asked my doctor
the following questions……….. Since he is 93 and still
practising, you have to agree that he knows whereof he
speaks…..—–
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t
waste them [...]
The Restroom Poets Society
Posted in X-files, tagged Singapore's restroom graffiti, Toilet poetry on April 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Went to the wet market this morning, one of my twice-weekly routines.
Had an urgent call from the bowel movement department, so i went to the nearest coffeeshop restroom.
Chanced upon familiar literature, etched on the back of the door of my cubicle. It’s in Mandarin, one of the milder versions, so here it goes in hanyu [...]
The Phantom Buyer
Posted in X-files, tagged Courtesy campaign, Manners lacking, No-show on April 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Tonight’s buyer viewing was disastrous.
First appointment set at 8pm. I was there 745pm. Early. Not bad, I thought to myself. And some more in the middle of heavy rain and bad traffic.
8.05pm. Hmmn, my buyer may be delayed by traffic/rain herself.
8.10pm. After smsing her, she smsed to say that she’s late. Will reach in 10 [...]
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